The Tyranids will be there with their swarms and world consuming shit, and they'll be tough to beat.Ĭhaos will be there and it'll just bring the warp with it, which would probably be enough to do in most of Marvel, and they'll be tough to beat.Īnd then the Necrons will show up after everything else and, being the soulless killing machines that they are, essentially being an entire race of magic terminator skeleton men, will probably kill everything that everyone else hasn't yet. Same with how their 'tech' and weapons work. They simply believe that Red goes faster, and as a result, it DOES go faster.
'Red means it goes faster' is one of such 'make believe' things that happens around Orks. The Dark Eldar will be there with their bondage hentai elf dildo robots, and they'll be tough to beat. Finally, the Ork mental fortitude is possible the most powerful and 'weird' in the universe. 40k's gobos are more like sidekicks and perform slave labor. Fantasy's gobos are more formitable and use magic. The main difference is with Grots/Goblins. Or Ultramarines/Alaitoc just being lucky. In both games, Orks worship Gork and Mork, have psychic powers/magic, 'red ones go faster,' both grow out of fungus from spores released by Orks, and so on.
The Eldar will be there with their anime elf robots, and they'll be tough to beat. The same goes for the other colours, they will believe red Eldar or Astartes vehicles to be faster (regardless of the reality since it doesn't work that way for non-Orks), and as such being caught flat footed by Blood Angels or Saim-Hann can be attributed to them all being red and fast. The Orks will be there with their psychological space magic, and they'll be tough to beat. Humanity is there with the Space Marines and Inquisition, and they'll be tough to beat.
Because after the humans with all of their Space Marine chapters and guardsmen and inquisitors and shit you've got the Orks, with all of their green and yellow and WAAAGH and DAKKA shit and then you've got the Eldar, with all of their anime elf shit and then you've got the Dark Eldar, with all of their hentai elf shit and then you've got the Tyranids, with their galaxy consuming shit and then you've got Chaos, and it just does whatever the fuck it wants because the warp is fucking insane and will tear off your dick and skull fuck you with it and shit and then you've got the Necrons, and those guys will just show up and kill you and you can't kill them because the new codex says so.
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